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Here's 15 reasons why anyone should date a swimmer.

1 We're Half Naked All The Time!

2 We're Always Wet And We Love It!

3 We Do It On Our Backs And Stomach!

4 We Can Do It Fast Or Slow!

5 We Can Do It 4 Different Ways!

6 No Matter How Tired We Get We Can Always Keep Going!

7 We Are Ready At The Sound Of A Buzzer!

8 We Can Do It In The Cold Or In The Rain!

9 We Do It In The Water!

10 We Are Always In Shape!

11 We Are Always Ready To Go Fast!

12 It Won't Take Long To Get Us Undressed!

13 We Have Excellent Endurance And Stamina!

14 We Don't Mind It When It Gets A Lil Rough!

15 We're Just So Hot!